《HP之忠犬-男友》纸烟熏

9、舞台之上，悲情之恋

　　演员表
　　麻瓜女孩——琳娜·格兰芬多饰演-赫尔曼多·法利兹
　　巫师贵族——詹姆斯·波特饰演-多洛奇·波特
　　巫师领袖——汤姆·莱特饰演-凯文·波斯曼
　　邪恶魔王——西里斯·布莱克 饰演-加斯狄·布莱克
　　高傲麻瓜——丽娜·西奥迪饰演-森蒂·秋
　　魔力精灵——加布丽·怀特·格林饰演-琌菸
　　狼族首长——莱姆斯·卢平饰演-狄古勒斯·布吉阿曼

　　以下为正文：
　　气氛又陷入了尴尬。
　　“……你最好赶紧离开，黑魔王不会放过你这个\\\'迷路的小羊羔\\\'的……”
　　恍恍惚惚，赫尔曼多好像看见狄古勒斯的脸扭曲了一下。
　　“……我送你走！”狄古勒斯焦急地跺了跺脚，不时地看着窗外的月亮，“赶紧走！”
　　赫尔曼多迷迷糊糊地点了点头。
　　狄古勒斯嘟囔了几声，没好气地瞪着她：“你想去哪儿？”
　　“……”她是个麻瓜，她不知道要去哪里啊……
　　“……”显然狄古勒斯也想到了，赫尔曼多只是个麻瓜，根本就不知道去哪儿。
　　“唔……去……去……我的朋友——乔布斯那里……怎么样？”
　　“嗯……”她没办法选择。
　　“那就好！好姑娘！乔布斯会好好招待你的！”狄古勒斯笑道。
　　他默默闭眼，嘴唇无声地念着什么，赫尔曼多就消失了，并且来到了乔布斯的家。
　　“麻瓜！你就是狄古让我招待的……麻瓜？”乔布斯·克里斯托（小矮星彼得 友情客串）纠结地看着赫尔曼多。
　　赫尔曼多小心翼翼地点了点头。
　　乔布斯把手中的报纸放下，绕着赫尔曼多转了一圈又一圈。
　　“嗯……长得不错，身材过关……得啦！就你了！去伺候多洛奇·波特少爷吧！——端茶倒水……应该会吧？”
　　赫尔曼多把头低得更低了，细声喃喃道：“我……我不会啊……”
　　乔布斯的脸僵了一会儿，自以为和善地笑道：“呵呵呵呵……没，没关系……站在那里给波特少爷扇风——总会了吧！”
　　“……可，可以请教一个问题吗？”赫尔曼多害怕地问道。
　　“说吧。”乔布斯高傲地抬起头，慢条斯理地梳了下自己稀疏的头发，微微发福的身材带着臃肿，他盯着赫尔曼多，勾起了一个大大的（猥琐的）微笑。
　　“为，为什么巫师可以一个魔咒解决的事情，而波特少爷却要我们伺候呢？”
　　“……你懂什么！去去去！给我换衣服去！脏死了！”乔布斯大声喝道。
　　被乔布斯这么一吼，胆小的赫尔曼多直接细声抽泣了起来，娇躯瑟瑟发抖。
　　“哼！你这副媚样儿，还是留到少爷面前吧！”乔布斯冷哼道。
　　乔布斯看着赫尔曼多一直哭啊哭啊哭的，不耐烦了，一个魔咒送她到多洛奇·波特少爷的房间里。
　　“谁？！”俊美的男子赤裸着上身，死死盯着眼前突然出现的还在哭泣的貌美女子。
　　赫尔曼多眨了眨泛红的眼睛，歪了歪头——
　　你是谁？……”她哭得疲惫不堪，嗓子沙哑了，这时说话，像一个麻瓜故事里的女巫似的，极其难听。
　　多洛奇·波特（詹姆斯·波特 饰演）扯了扯嘴角，饶有兴趣地看着赫尔曼多，突然，他开口了——“来，坐本少爷旁边。”他痞痞地笑着，朝着赫尔曼多勾了勾手指。
　　说实话，许多女人都爱这么勾引多洛奇，不过像是赫尔曼多这样长得精致、身材火辣的女人不是没有，可是没有一个女人不是贪图他的钱财的，可是赫尔曼多——她的眼睛很美，很单纯。
　　赫尔曼多恐慌地摇了摇头。
　　“嗯？”多洛奇微微上挑的音，稍有些邪魅。
　　赫尔曼多抿了抿唇，着急地跺了跺脚——可是没有一个人可以帮她。
　　她选择了屈服。
　　赫尔曼多走向多洛奇，走一步就会停一会儿。
　　【英语翻译（百度翻译）：

　　list of actors
　　Muggle Girl - Lena Gryffindor played - Herman Foley
　　Sorcerer's nobility - James Potter plays - Dorothy Porter
　　Witch Leader - Tom Wright Play - Kevin Persian
　　Evil Devil - Cyrus Blake plays - Gasy Blake
　　Pride Muggle - Lina Sidi played - Seni Autumn
　　Magic Wizard - Gabriel White Green played - Smoke
　　The wolf family chiefs - Lyme Lupine plays - Di Gulu Buji Oman

　　The following is the text:
　　The atmosphere has fallen into embarrassment.
　　"... ... you'd better hurry to leave, the devil king will not let you this \ '\' lost lamb \ \ '' ... ..."
　　Trance, Herman seems to see Diogles face twisted a bit.
　　"... ... I sent you away!" Dickory anxiously stamped the stomp, from time to time to look out the window of the moon, "hurry to go!
　　Herman stumbled and nodded.
　　Dirgus muttered a few times, staring at her snappily: "Where do you want to go?"
　　"... ..." she is a Muggle, she did not know where to go ah ... ...
　　"..." Obviously Dirgus also thought, Herman is just a Muggle, simply do not know where to go.
　　"Well ... go ... go ... my friend - where is it ... how about?"
　　"U ..." she can not choose.
　　"That's good! Good girl! Steve Jobs will be good to entertain you!" Di Gulles laughed.
　　He closed his eyes silently, his lips silently remembered, Hermanno disappeared, and came to the home of Jobs.
　　"Muggle! You are the Di Gu let me entertained ... ... Muggle?" Steve Jobs Christopher (small star Peter friendship guest) tangled look at Herman.
　　Herman nodded cautiously.
　　Jobs put the hands of the newspaper down, around the Herman turn around again and again.
　　"Ah ... ... looks good, body clearance ... ... get it! To you! To wait on the multi-Rocky Porter young master it! - side tea pouring ... ... should it?
　　Herman more low head down, fine murmured: "I ... ... I will not ah ... ..."
　　Jobs's face stiff for a while, self-righteously laughed: "Oh ha ha ... ... no, it does not matter ... ... standing there to Porter young fan fan - always!"
　　"... can you ask a question?" Herman asked with fear.
　　"Said it." Jobs raised his head proudly, slowly combing his sparse hair, slightly fat body with bloated, he stared at Herman, brought up a big (wretched) smile.
　　"Why, why can the wizard do a spell to solve the matter, and Porter 's young man wants us to wait?
　　"... ... you know what! Go go! Give me change clothes to go! Dirty!" Jobs shouted loudly.
　　Was Steve Jobs so roar, timid Herman direct sound sobbed up, Jiaoqu shivering.
　　"Well, you kind of children, or stay in front of the young master!" Jobs Lengheng Road.
　　Steve Jobs looked at Herman had been crying crying crying, impatient, and a curse to send her to the room of the multi - Lodge porter.
　　"Who ?!" handsome man naked upper body, tightly staring at the front suddenly appeared still crying beautiful woman.
　　Herman blinked his eyes, crooked and tilted his head -
　　who are you? ... ... "she was so tired, his voice hoarse, then speak, like a muggle story of the witch like, extremely ugly.
　　Dorothy Porter (James Potter played) pulled the mouth, looked at Herman with interest, suddenly, he spoke - "Come, sit next to the young master." He ruffled And hooked to Hermione.
　　To tell the truth, many women love so seduce more than Lodge, but like Herman so refined, tall woman is not no hot, but not a woman is not his money, but Herman - - her eyes are beautiful, very simple.
　　Herman shook her head panic.
　　"Uh?" Dorothy slightly on the pick of the sound, a little evil charm.
　　Herman sip a sip, anxious to stamp the stomp - but no one can help her.
　　She chose to yield.
　　Herman went to Dorothy and took a while and stopped for a while.】